Venus walked through the main door just as thunder
rolled overhead and the rain began to fall. She glanced over her shoulder to
glare at the rain then flounced to the front desk of the most expensive hotel
in New York City. “Reservation for Vanessa Rome please.” She gave the concierge
her best smile. He didn’t look dazzled.
He tilted his balding head forward
to peer at the computer screen. “I’m sorry, ma’am, we don’t have a reservation
for anyone by that name.”
Venus sighed. “My Daddy made the
reservation for me, can you check for Dios Rome, please?” Again she smiled
dazzlingly at him.
“I’m sorry, ma’am, but the only
reservation we have for that name was last month. My computer shows that no one
claimed the room and the card used to reserve it was charged for the full three
days. Are you certain you didn’t get your travel dates wrong?”
She did a quick mental count in
her head. “Blast, what’s his name changed the calendars, didn’t he?”
“Ma’am?”
“The one with the green shorts,”
Venus raged, godly powers overflowing. She wiped away a tear of frustration
from her eye. “Daddy never remembers the date changes. The two extra months and
the New Year starting in the middle of winter rather than when Persephone
returns from Hades. It’s really too much!”
“Of course.” The concierge cleared
his throat. “Would you like me to call you a cab, ma’am?”
“A cab?”
“Yes, a cab, we’re fully booked
this evening. I can’t offer you a new reservation.”
“You can’t?”
“No, ma’am. We’re full. You need
to go somewhere else.”
Venus’s immortal power surged, her
eyes narrowed, she balled her fists ready to attack her victim.
“Gregory?” A blonde woman pushed
past her to rush to the concierge.
“Marian?” He stared at her in
shock. “I haven’t seen you…. I meant to…. I can explain…”
“Oh, Gregory, there’s nothing to
explain! I understand perfectly and my answer is,” she blushed and looked down, “...yes. Yes, I will marry you!”
As the happily reunited couple
burst into a frenzy of sweet coos, whispered promises, and lusty kisses Venus
altered the guest book. A few minor changes and the penthouse with a view was
hers.
She cleared her throat. “My
reservation,” she reminded the lipstick-covered man, “I’d like my room key,
please.”
“Yes, of course, right away.” He
didn’t even question how his full hotel suddenly had a penthouse free.
Venus took the room key with a
final look of disgust.
“The room will be ready in an
hour.” The woman trying to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation swallowed up
the man’s line of patter.
“Jupiter, almighty!” Venus swung
her multicolored Fendi handbag and stalked out back into the night. The
thunder grumbled over head as the rain subsided. Her gold Gucci heels clicked
on the cement as she tried to breath the fetid city air.
A Mercedes drove past, splashing
her shimmering dress with water. Her fists clenched. “How dare you!”
Immortal wrath churned, reaching
out to punish the horrible human. With a graceful flick of her wrist Venus
dried her dress. She tossed her perfect mane of golden hair and crossed with
the light.
There was the blaring of a horn,
the squeal of tires, and the crunch of a black Mercedes hitting a mini-van.
Venus looked back with an evil smile.
The woman in the Mercedes jumped
out, nearly tripping over a manhole, and started to rage at the driver of the
mini-van. He got out, yelled at her, yelled again in delight when he realized
who he was yelling at, and they started kissing.
“Jupiter, almighty, you’ve got to
be kidding me!” Venus moaned as the on-lookers clapped. A media-outlets
man-on-the-street cam stopped to interview the happily reunited couple. “It’s
so unfair!”
She kept walking, window shopping
through the best part of the city, while all around her smited humans fell in
love, rekindled old romances, decided to give love a chance. Her stomach roiled
as a feuding couple in a café put differences aside so they could kiss and
make-up.
Despondent, Venus slunk into a
shabby bookstore and curled up in an over-stuffed armchair to sip a hot cocoa
with extra whip cream.
“Bad day?” the barista asked as
she placed a napkin next to Venus on the side table.
“The worst! My reservations at the
hotel were messed up, I just had a fight with my husband, and now everywhere I
look people are falling in love again. I hate that!”
“To bad,” the girl says without
sympathy.
“What about you?” Venus asked with
a sniffle. “You have some hot body to curl up with tonight?”
“Nope. I prefer cold and dead.”
The girl slipped her a card before walking away.
Hit Girls- Taking care of problems
and cleaning your closet since 1982.
First time free.
Venus turned the card over,
thinking. It wasn’t that she didn’t love Vulcan, it was that he didn’t
understand why she was always with Mars. After all, it was blazingly obvious to
everyone but her jealous husband why she was with him. Mars was a wonderful
shopping buddy, he understood why she needed more sling-back pumps, he could
match colors, and he was madly in love with his hair-stylist from Tulsa.
Vulcan just didn’t understand.
With a snap of her fingers the
card vanished. Hit girls, hit men, hit whatever… that’s not what she needed.
She needed……….
“Josh?” The barista was staring
at her new customer as if he’d grown a third head.
The Hollywood hero smiled as he
pulled a gun. “Sorry, Babes, you know how it is.”
“But, we, I …” A coffee mug
dropped from her hands, shattering on the ground as the barista backed away.
The man stood.
The ground shook.
The door to the bookstore opened.
Lightening cut across the sky silhouetting a familiar form. He walked in,
adjusting his glasses that hid his too-green eyes. The well-cut suit he wore
accented his well-muscled frame.
Venus sighed. The Romans had it
wrong, she’d married the hottest man on Olympus Mons.
Vulcan sat down across from her.
“I’m sorry.”
She sat up, quite surprised.
Vulcan never said sorry, it just wasn’t in him. In their long, tempestuous
marriage she could count the number of apologies he’d given on one hand. He
never said sorry, but he showed it in the little things he did. A new vase of
black glass, diamonds, a new mountain range in some far-off tropical locale…
“Come on, don’t make me say it
again. Is that what you want?”
Venus shook her head and put her
mug down with care, the whole world seemed to slow. “No. You’re sorry? Really?”
“I went to surprise you with
Mars…” He broke off and blushed.
Venus blushed in sympathy. Vulcan
wasn’t just near-sighted sometimes he was downright blind. She cleared her
throat. “He’s a nice boy, and they make each other happy.”
Vulcan turned bright red. “It’s
just, I expected…. Jupiter! Venus, you are so beautiful I can’t imagine how any
man would turn you away for, for… anyone else.”
Venus studied her nails with
interest. There was a story there. If you got upset because the boy you love
swung the other way, well, blame it on Hera. Venus knew and was keeping the
blackmail tucked away for a rainy day.
“Don’t worry about. I never notice
them. Just you.” She smiled up at Vulcan, batted her eyelashes, took his breath
away…
Behind them the world began to
move again. Josh stepped forward, gun still aimed at the betrayed barista’s
heart. The coffee-girl tilted her chin up defiantly. “Go ahead, you’ve all
ready broken my heart.”
Vulcan looked over and then winked
at Venus. “Aren’t you going to give the girl a break?”
Venus smiled.
Josh dropped the gun. “Marry me. We’ll
run away together. No one ever needs to know…”
Goddesses always get happy
endings.